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Friday, July 13, 2007

World's Tallest Man Marries; Sweeps Bridge Off Feet

World's Tallest Man Gets Married in Mongolian Ceremony

Don't you just love the Mongolian outfits and elaborate ceremony?


The world's tallest man married a woman two-thirds his size and almost half his age on Thursday.

Bao Xishun, 56, a 2.36-metre (7-ft, 9-inch) herdsman from China's vast Inner Mongolia region, was carried to his wedding on the back of a mobile yurt pulled by camels at the Genghis Khan holiday resort on the grasslands near Erdos city.

I wonder how many camels it took? :-)

World's Tallest Man Meets World's Smallest Man

How cool is that?

World's Tallest Man Meets World's Smallest Man

And guess what? They're both from Mongolia!

Tall order ... at 73cm, Mongolian Mini-me He Pingping wants to be known as the world's smallest man, and he hasn't harmed his chances by hanging with the world's tallest man, 236cm Bao Xishun / AP

Honey, Can We Move to LA?

International soccer star and former England captain David Beckham has signed a multi-year deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy, easily becoming the most famous player to join Major League Soccer.

Beckham Comes to America

England soccer player David Beckham holding his wife’s hand Victoria arrive at Los Angeles International Airport while Angelinos look on Thursday. (AP)

It's Becks' Day in LA


Office Dress Code - Cartoon of the Day

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Free Theatre Tickets for Virgins

That's right, you read correctly! The producers of an Off-Broadway play are giving away free tickets to their show if you can prove your virginity. Hmmmm...

According to the organizers a hypnotist will "screen" people to ensure they are telling the truth.

The human lie detector, Sebastian Black, describes himself as a mind reader and a psychic hypnotist. "He's a master of body language and tone of voice," Davenport said.

So two observations about this scheme:

1) What will "they" think of next? (side note - who are "they" anyways? You? Me?
2) Will Americans do ANYTHING to win ANYTHING free?
3) Sorry guys - none of you in Chelsea or the Village will qualify.


And ARE there any virgins in NYC anyways? Me thinks not; and so do the producers of the play:

"There are a limited number of 'virgin tickets' available," he said. "However, there are not that many virgins in New York City."

Speaking of virginity, check out this cartoon that had me on the floor laughing.

















AND this great online comic book featuring none other than Captain Virginity himself!

Big Bums - Cartoon of the Day


Fierce Muslim Women

Friends,

I haven't seen my mom since last Thanksgiving. I didn't think I'd be missing her so much, especially since our relationship has grown distant in the last few years. Next week I'll be visiting her and am looking forward to reconnecting with a brave woman who has endured much pain and sorrow in her life.

In honor of my mom, a fierce Muslim woman, I'm going to occasionally post a profile of Muslim women from around the world that are making a difference in our world. Whether they are sports champions or political leaders, these women are opening doors, each and every day to build communities where women's equality and gender equity are valued commodities that must be protected and cherished.

Bravo to these heroines!


Cut Nur Asyikin - Pro-Independence Leader in Aceh

Cut Nur Asyikin was known as the "Lion of Aceh." As a charismatic and fearless pro-independence leader she fought for women's empowerment and was involved in many activities to support the campaign for a referendum in Aceh.

As a political activist Cut Nur risked losing her marriage and her family. Eventually her marriage ended and her children fled Aceh to seek asylum in the United States. She stayed behind to continue support for an independent Aceh. In 2003 after an Indonesian military crackdown, she was arrested nd sentenced to prison for 11 years.

A wonderful tribute was written on Salon.com by a reporter who had the privilege of meeting Cut Nur and spending some time with her to learn about her life and her struggles.

A short excerpt from the article:

Arrested, tried and found guilty of treason, Cut Nur remained defiant and unapologetic. When the judge sentenced her to 11 years of imprisonment, she turned to the crowd and waiting journalists and said, "Thank God, long live Aceh, dissolve Indonesia." Even a jail cell couldn't silence Cut Nur. She took advantage of a lax prison system to obtain a cellphone and sent out text messages chronicling clashes and casualties to exiled activists. "It was really funny," Zainal recalls. "She was encouraging us, even from the jail." Recently, she even began planning her own birthday party. Her daughter, with her own two toddlers plus Cut Nur's sisters, nieces and nephews, were to bring a rich Acehnese goat curry, enough to feed her fellow inmates. The feast, planned for Dec. 27, never took place -- Cut Nur died a day before her 50th birthday.

Cut Nur fought until the very end. Her life came to an abrupt and sudden end one day before her 50th birthday. In 2004 Cut Nur Asyikin perished in the tsunami that devastated Aceh and much of Southeast Asia.

May the Divine bless her soul and keep her in peace and tranquility. Aamin

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Pedro Andrade

OH MY GOD! I just did a google search on Pedro Andrade and DAMN!! Not only is he from Brazil, but he's also gay!!

Check out these pictures... No, NOT him! This guy!



Too bad the tabloids are reporting that he just started dating Lance Bass. Even Yahoo! India has the scoop on this budding relationship... What is it with these blond boiz getting all the dark-haired hunky guys??

Honey, I'll be right there....

*Night* *Night*

Random Youtube Video of the Day!

So I go to Youtube.com trying to find a clip of the Michael Moore, Dr. Sanjay Gupta drama and I find this instead...

LX host and model Pedro Andrade



Ok, I don't even know what LX is, but sign me up baby! Hold on... I hear my boyfriend calling me to come to bed...

Gotta scoot!

Michael Moore vs. Dr. Sanjay Gupta

Larry King Live was very lively last night as Michael "The Socialist" Moore duked it out with Dr. Sanjay "I'm Too Hot for My Own Good" Gupta (not to be confused with this Dr. Sanjay Gupta from West VA...- *smile*)

Side note - how DO these people end up in places like West Virginia?? No offense to anyone from that region, but it's not exactly hoppin with immigrant doctors...

Apparently Dr. Gupta's fact-checking interns found several discrepancies in some statistics used in Michael Moore's recently-released documentary "Sicko."

Quite honestly I don't know who to believe... Dr. Gupta is like GORGEOUS and is probably the fantasy boyfriend of every queer South Asian man in the US! AND the guy is a doctor and professor at Emory University! He's definitely every South Asian mother's dream come true...

I can just hear South Asian moms every where saying,

"Beta, if you only met a nice and handsome man like Dr. Sanjay Gupta. You know he is not only Doctor but he's also got this job at CNN...

You know Aunty Nasreen's son - you know the one who graduated from Princeton na... he just settled down with this really handsome Gujrati man.

Beta... leave these pale Amrikan guys you meet all the time and find yourself a nice Indian or Pakistani or even a Bengali husband! That is what I say"

Anyways, I digress.

Soooo... yeah - Michael Moore vs. Dr. Gupta on Larry King live of all places. It definitely beats watching WWIV (or whatever the initials are for that wrestling group).

I haven't seen Sicko yet, but I'm going to guess that the health-care statistics used by Moore and Gupta are both skewed to favor their own views on the subject. Sort of like the whole "beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder" thing... (wait, is that the right adage... hmmmm....)

Anywho's enjoy the show!

The Sir Salman Rushdie Controversey



Just when you thought that the Islamic world had forgotten about Salman Rushdie, guess what? We haven't!!

Queen Elizabeth II's birthday was celebrated by bestowing one of the highest honors in the UK to a number of esteemed individuals including Rushdie. But the award of the knighthood to Mr. Rushdie has led to widespread protests across the Muslim world.

Both Pakistan and Iran have "summoned" their British ambassadors, code for "come over for some tea so we can slap you on the hands."

A "high-level Iranian hard-line cleric" (whatever that is) has also declared that the fatwa issued in 1989 by the late Ayatollah Ruholla Khomeini calling for Rushdie's death is still valid.

One would think they would have an expiration date for these sorts of things. Apparently not.



Ayatollah Ahmad Khatami, who does not hold a government position, but has the influential post of delivering the sermon during Tehran’s Friday prayers once a month (wow, what an honor!) has declared:

"The old and decrepit government of Great Britain should know that the era of their empire is over and today they are a valet in the service of the United States"

And as usual, Al-Qaida has something to say about this drama as well! Ayman al-Zawahiri released an audio posting on the internet proclaiming that Al-Qaida would deliver a "precise response" to Britain.

YIKES! (Should I cancel my London plans for next year? Or do you think Mr. Al-Zawahiri would like to come to the UK to "kill two birds with one stone."

The weather in London is probably much better this time of year, than Afghanistan or Pakistan or Guantanamo Bay (where I think he is secretly hiding near the American base).

I think that Ayman will understand when I tell him that I'm a "queer Muslim born in Europe who's parents' ancestry is from Iran, Afghanistan, (East) Pakistan (now Bangladesh) and India.

Al-Zawahiri (who apparently has regular access to digital audio equipment and knows how to upload such files onto the internet) warns:


I say to (Former British Prime Minister Tony) Blair's successor that the policy of your predecessor drew catastrophes in Afghanistan and Iraq and even in the centre of London," the Egyptian cleric said in an audio tape posted on the Internet.

If you did not learn the lesson then we are ready to repeat it, God willing, until we are sure you have fully understood.


Ok so I have three questions:

1st question - Where are these websites that Al-Qaida has anyway? And do you think there are any translated sites for us non-Arab speaking individuals??

2nd question - Do you think Salman and Padma are getting divorced because of the latest protests? Death threats, constant police protection and hiding underground is probably NOT healthy for ANY relationship! I wonder if Padma Lakshmi will still continue hosting the TV show "Top Chef" (which by the way I always confuse with "Iron Chef").

3rd question - To Mr. Ayman and those protesting the knighthood - Do we have NOTHING else to worry about?? Come on people! HELLO?! Have you looked in your backyard lately??

No wonder the rest of the universe thinks the Muslim world has gone off the deep end!

The Burqini - a Burqa or a Bikini?

Dear Sisters in Islam,

Upset that you can't go to the beach this summer with all your other friends? Parents got you down because they disapprove of your 2 piece shalwar kameez bathing suit?

Do we have news for you!

Announcing.... THE BURQINI... Is it a burqa or a bikini? You decide....

Find out here!



You can purchase the Burqini starting at $200 Australian. And it comes in two sizes - "Slim-Fit" and "Modest-Fit"
(although they both look the same to me).

What a fabulous concept though! One customer proclaims:

"After 7 years of not being able to get into the water - I was in there on Sunday! It was great - alhumduallah! Thanks for helping me with that experience."

If you do decide to purchase the Burqini, please let us know what you think of it....

Do you think the "slim-fit" version is modest enough? Do all your friends want to jump online and purchase the Burqini? Do you think they should have a Burqini for men?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Qatar Airways Gala in NYC

Qatar Airways announced the purchase of 45 Boeing 787 Dreamliner planes. The airline will also begin service to US cities (including New York and Washington DC).

To celebrate the acquisition of the newest Boeing creation and their new routes into the US, Qatar Airways hosted a "star-studded" gala in New York City.

Guess who came?? Check it out!

Actress Julianne Moore arrives at Qatar Airways' New York party

And guess who the musical sensation was for the night? Ms. Diana Ross herself! I think the last time I saw Diana Ross was on the Oprah special (where she brought together fabulous African-American divas).

Excerpt from the Qatar Airways press release:

"The event attracted a host of celebrities from stage, screen and music – Maggie Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard, Chloe Sevigny, Gayle King, Olivia Chantecaille, CeCe Cord, Tara Subkoff, Stephen and Christine Schwarzman, Allen & Deborah Grubman, Nina Griscom, Dennis Basso, Marjorie Gubelmann, Sloan Lindemann Barnett, Eric Villency and Kimberly Guilfoyle, Anne Dexter Jones, Nina Griscom, Mary McFadden, Rufus Albermarle, Thom Browne."

Sooo... let me get this straight (so to speak)! Qatar, a small country on the Saudi peninsula (with not a lot going on) is able to bring together American celebrities including Maggie Gyllenhaal and Julianne Moore?? Do these folks have nothing else going on in their lives??

All I can say is WOW!

So of course my next question is, when can I buy some stock for the company??

SWANABAQ Marches in 2007 San Francisco Pride

There is nothing more fabulous and amazing that seeing hot Arab boiz and girlz dancing through the streets of San Francisco!

SWANABAQ at San Francisco Pride 2007

(South West Asian and North African Bay Area Queers)



Forward video to 3:38 minutes

Funny Picture of the Day!


Funny Picture of the Day!




Top Cleric in Pakistan Flees in Burqa

Top Lal Masjid Cleric Flees in Burqa

Excerpt from BBC article:

The mosque's head cleric was captured by police as he tried to leave the building disguised as a woman.

Maulana Abdul Aziz was caught wearing the burqa, an all-enveloping sheet-like dress adopted by some Muslim women.

A security official told the AFP news agency the cleric was noticed because his height and his large stomach set him apart from the women he was with.

Before & After shots :-)



America's Got Talent - Kashif from Chicago

Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Kashif - from NBC's America's Got Talent!