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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

A Humorous Look at President Ahmadinejad's Visit to NYC


By now I'm sure all of you have heard about Iran's President claim that there are no queer people in his country. If you haven't, you must be hiding underneath a rock. In which case go to Google.com and type in Iran, gay and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Or you can visit the Queer Muslim Revolution blog and see video of the speech and read articles in response to what he said.

So, in true "Onion" fashion, here's a humorous look at President Ahmadinejad's visit to NYC.

Putting Pressure On Iran

The White House is looking at deterring the Iranian nuclear program with new sanctions. What measures have been proposed?

* Cutting off two-thirds of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's name any time he is mentioned in the press

* Revoking the country's membership in the axis of evil
Ceasing production of monogrammed "U.S. & Iran: A Perfect Match" matchbooks

* Miss America not including Iran on world tour

* Jesse Jackson to be sent, without an interpreter, to negotiate

* Copyrighting the phrase "The Great Satan" and suing Iran every time it is used to refer to U.S.


* Putting restrictions on how much Iran is allowed to hate the U.S. at any given moment

* Will stop selling them uranium

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